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The Ten Commandments
as foretold by the prophet Wheel
1. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's beer.
2. Thou shalt not bow to a woman's will.
3. Thou shall know Rosie Palm and her Five Sisters quite well.
4. Thou shall read books of blood and gore.
5. Thou shall kill small animals and then bring them to the annual barbeque.
6. Though shalt not be suckered into going to lame events by thou's girlfriend or wife.
7. Thou shall never put down the toilet seat.
8. Thou shall eat meat.
9. Thou shalt beat up random people thou sees on the street.
10. Thou shalt drink beer.
Comments? Suggestions as to better commandments? Don't like one? Hate me? Love me? Direct all messages to wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com