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Saints, Angels and Demons
The Religion of Wheel is no different than more established religions when it comes to history, folklore myths and tall tales; we have hundreds upon thousands of years of the damn stuff. This particular section happens to deal with the aspect of those who have either ascended to the party in the sky (saints), Angels and possibly Demons if we're feeling especially hateful for some reason.
Saints/Sainthood:
Saints are mortals who are immortalized in The Religion of Wheel for their work or their accomplishments and also The Religion of Wheel has stolen some from other cultures for the sheer purpose of holidays (St. Patrick's Day). The collection is ever growing; if you know of someone who you think should be a candidate for Sainthood (they can be living or deceased) send me an email stating their name, what they've done, and if you can find a biography of them online, that helps too. Send all queries for sainthood to wheel182@hotmail.com or to Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com.
St. Patrick:
St. Patrick is recognized as a saint for one reason: St. Patrick's Day. The reason why The Religion of Wheel honors St. Patrick's Day is because the Irish know how to do one thing better than every other nationality: drink. St. Patrick helped create a holiday filled with drinking, drinking and some more drinking.
Angels:
The Religion of Wheel has a few angles but they are few and far between. Some are mentioned in the Ancient stories of the Prophets and other are rumored to exist. As time progresses and more scriptures and ancient writings emerge and more information about The Religion of Wheel is revealed more angels will be added to the list.
Foamy the Arc-Angel:
Foamy spoke to the prophet Voldor and taught him the ways of The Religion of Wheel. Foamy brought Voldor and his people beer and pornography; he is shaped in the form that his creator liked most: a full beer mug. Foamy makes appearances now and again, many times irate. The current school of thought says that Foamy is wasted every day and lives only to drink. He no longer answers prayers but rather he drinks as much as he can before he vomits and then drinks some more. Many in the great halls in the sky have tried to out drink Foamy but to no avail; no one has beat him to this day.
Demons:
The Religion of Wheel was not founded on hatred. It is a religion of revolving around beer, porn, sex and fighting. Hatred and bigotry are despised by The Religion of Wheel; consequently, there are very few demons, if any. A person or being has to do some pretty bad stuff to warrant demonhood.
This section is ever growing so check back often; the webmaster updates the website when he finds the time to do so.
Feel free to give me ideas, comments, or anything else you sick and demented people can come up with at:
wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com