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Prayers
Prayers are an essential part of any religion and The Religion of Wheel is no different. Some of these prayers are for saying before a meal, others are for when you have done something really stupid or just realized that you knocked your girlfriend up. Submissions are always accepted, send them to: wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com. Credit will be given to the authors of each prayer, so send them in.
Repenting for your sins.... Nah, we take that back. This is good for when you find out your girlfriend is knocked up:
Hail Foamy
Full
of Suds
the beer is with thee
blessed are thou amongst hot naked coeds
and blessed are those amongst lumberjacks
give us this beer our daily beer
and forgive us for hitting on your hot naked college girlfriend
as we forgive those who hit on our hot naked college girlfriend
Authored by Dr. Prometheus Strange
To be recited before a meal, but take your pick:
Good food good meat good gods let's drink
Authored by Dr. Prometheus Strange
We
believe in five beers before during and after breakfast
We believe in five beers before during and after brunch
We believe in five beers before during and after lunch
We believe in five beers before during and after dinner
If we are still alive we believe in one foamy, the suds, and the holy Voldor
Amen
Authored by Dr. Prometheus Strange
Send in your gods damned prayers! The Religion of Wheel relies on its members to come up with new prayers, stories and every thing else. Send everything to: wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com