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Practices/Ceremonies

 

 

The Christians used to sacrifice lambs to their god. The Religion of Wheel feels that sacrificing animals is a waste of meat unless you turn it into a barbeque. The Religion of Wheel feels that butchering animals on the spot takes too much time and effort unless one of its members has an extra steer or lamb waiting to be butchered.

For compensation of the lack of sacrifices The Religion of Wheel has set up barbeques stocked with meat, foxy boxing and beer to appease the gods (it should be noted that The Religion of Wheel is still undecided as to which god/gods/goddesses to worship. The negotiations are still going on and currently Venus and Mars are the top contenders with the God of Beer and Wine in a close second.) 

 

More coming soon; once I'm allotted more time to this project (More time allotted means when I'm not playing some FPS or downloading porn I'll work on it) get some more ideas and feel like updating it, it'll be updated. Check back often.

Feel free to give me ideas, comments, or anything else you sick and demented people can come up with at:

wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com

 

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