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Myths, Legends and Fables
Throughout history there have been myths and legends in every culture and religion. The Religion of Wheel is no different; The Religion of Wheel is a culture and a religion!
Myths:
The Spring of Eternal Beer
Long has it been said that there are dragons and goblins, wolves and women who roam the land free, plundering the villages and towns alike. So too is there fabled to be a spring, a Spring of Eternal Beer, which is said to be much like a normal spring except that instead water flowing from the spout beer flows. But this is wrong to say, for it is not just one spring that empties into one stream, but rather it is a complex system of beer springs, some issuing forth stouts, others issuing lagers. Some are nutty, others are not but they are all beer. In all there are ten springs, each alternating between all the different beers of the world, or that's at least how the story goes.
The Porn Tree
Long ago, when the world was still being tinkered and toyed with, one of the many gods got it in his head to make a pornography tree. He created a flowering fruit tree but instead of fruit he gave the tree pornography magazines to carry its seeds. The women in the magazines were gorgeous: beautiful girls from the Norse lands and what is now Northern Europe (Netherlands, Switzerland, etc.), with flowing hair and magnificent breasts, not to mention creamy white or glowing brown/black skin. The god, who shall remain unnamed for now, took all these pictures featured in the magazine. Needless to say this god was the envy of all the other gods until he finally planted a seed of the tree in what is now New Jersey. Needless to say the the seed that was planted grew into a magnificent tree, but was cut down and then paved over. The first tree is still alive in an abandoned garden in the Great Hall in The Sky. To see the tree is to experience a magical sensation, to see a throwback to the time of free-roaming women, wolves, goblins, dragons and trolls.
This section is a work in progress; the webmaster updates everything when he finds the time and inspiration doesn't just fly out of nowhere afteral, so send all your ideas, rants, and anything else to: wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com