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Missionaries
Missionaries are an essential part of any religion that hopes to bring the good word to every man, woman and child. The Religion of Wheel is no different; we need missionaries to help further our member base. Do your part to help The Religion of Wheel grow and hopefully become recognized as a true religion. The Religion of Wheel has no true missionaries to date but rather any member can become a missionary. Here's how: every time you see someone buying a case of beer, buying a porno magazine or at a foxy boxing match ask them for a few moments of their time and tell them about The Religion of Wheel and then give them the URL of The Religion of Wheel's website. Tell them of what it means to be a member and why it rocks. Tell your friends, your family, and random people you see on the street. One of them might convert and that one convert might just convert another, and so on. Do your part and promote The Religion of Wheel. Put flyers up on telephone poles or at your place of work/school, where ever it's permitted and just remember one thing: when we become a tax exempt institution we can buy breweries and porno shops and sell god damn cheap beer and cheap porn.
Contact me: wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com