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The Story of Creation
And Beericus said "Let there be beer!" and the assembled gods and goddesses stood in awe as the empty places filled with a dark liquid. And Pornicus said "Let there be hot naked college chicks!" and hot naked college chicks appeared in front of the assembled gods. Naturally Beericus, along with all the other gods who weren't tied down by their goddess wives, who had chains attached to collars around their husbands necks like dogs, tried to hump the college chicks. After all the gods had had their fill of humping one came forward and said "Let there be Foamy, for he shall lead those known as men in the ways of porn, hot college chicks and beer!" and Foamy the Arc-Angel appeared. Foamy looked disgruntled just as any full sentient beer mug would when coming into existence for the first time while being surrounded by your creators and a bunch of hot college chicks in wet tee shirts. "Ooga, booga, churgle, moogle, I am Foamy! Hear me roar! Bring on the women! Naked college chicks! Breasts! Beer! Boobies! I am Foamy! Keggy! Where is Keggy? Who are all of you?" Said Foamy, his first words and sentences. He then said "Get your hands off of me you freak! I'm not for drinking!" when one of the gods tried to drink from his mighty head. He then punched the god who had tried to grope him in the mouth and then jumped on the offending god; needless to say the god didn't get up for many hours afterwards.
This section is a work in progress; the webmaster updates everything when he finds the time to. The webmaster tends to update or create the new passages late at night; by this time he's already falling asleep at the keyboard and trying to do homework; besides, inspiration doesn't just fly out of nowhere after all, so send all your ideas, rants, and anything else to: wheel182@hotmail.com or Sarcastabitch@sacbeemail.com