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The Religion of Wheel
Once upon a time there were many things, mainly these: pornography, beer, TV and masturbation. There was also a race of men known as "men". Now these were real men: pirates, ninjas, barbarians and the like. They didn't take any lip from women and kicked anyone's ass who pissed them off. They drank beer, watched porn, TV, football, foxy boxing and boxing in their leisure time and masturbated whenever they felt like it. They found random people off the street to fight and beat everyone's asses down; they were feared by both males and females alike. There are only a few of these men left today for they are a dying race. The Religion of Wheel hopes to bring back this race of men and adopt their culture to the modern day working grind by being recognized as a religion. Once The Religion of Wheel is recognized as a religion then the followers may partake in the religious holidays and ceremonies that it affords.
The Story of The Prophet Voldor
Testimonials *updated: 4/2/04*
Enemies (Those Against the Ideals of The Religion of Wheel)
The Breweries and Pornographic Studios of The Religion of Wheel
The Philosophy -Coming soon
Theories -Coming soon
The Greatest Story Ever Told -Coming Soon
How to Help The Religion of Wheel Achieve Tax Exempt Status -Coming soon
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